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To Dumb Up. Basically, you take something which is not clever and make it look really clever by adding extra (unnecessary) content.

My essay was a bit rubbish but if I dumb it up by quoting Chomsky my teacher might give me an A.

My teacher warned me not to dumb up my essay

dumb up by engnet-academy.com February 21, 2009

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Being a (streight up dumb cunt

Any girl manes amber cuz they all stupid dumb cunts

Rob: I'm so tired of all these Amber's out there ,Being a (streight up dumb cunt .I can't seem to find a girl who isn't a fucking amber

Being a (streight up dumb cunt by Jelous the name of god March 22, 2023

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Beat up the dumb guy

To jerk off

Yo bro, I am home alone tonight! You know what that means, right? I'm gonna beat up the dumb guy and he can't do anything about it!

Beat up the dumb guy by Bouchman May 18, 2022

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shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up

an easy way to say shut the fuck up you look like an idiot.
you can also use it as an insult.

1. Andrea shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up
2. Emma get your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass back in here

shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up by Dominiquxee December 9, 2018

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Shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb lookin butt the freak up

Shut up. I obviously don’t care so don’t waste ur breath😂👏🏼

Girl: u have a crusty potatoe face
Me: shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb lookin butt the freak up

Shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb lookin butt the freak up by Someone that goes to tk💀 March 12, 2019

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Open up a can of dumb-ass

the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.

Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.

Open up a can of dumb-ass by unIMPpresseddd May 7, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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