Dumb Potato

No you're not

"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*

by William "beau" turner May 4, 2017

Dumb Potato-Eater

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).

"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

by POTATO-EATINGBASTARD October 21, 2011

dumb potato basket

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

by jhgt June 17, 2015

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017