That awkward scene in a porn video where the camera cuts to the guy's face, and boom, before you know it, you've been fapping to a fat bearded guy's face for twenty seconds.

Guy 1: "I was masturbating like crazy to this awesome video, and suddenly, the camera starts focussing on the dude's face."
Guy 2: "Looks like you got hit by the Dudeshot."

Dudeshot by Masturbater and Commander August 30, 2010

Related Words

dudush • Dudish • dudeship • Duduth • dedushaj • Dedushka • Dudesh-Bag • dudeshiner • Dudeshot • Duduchondro

Dudish

To be like a dude. Commonly said by Charlie Pennycook. See spackface.

That is sooo dudish!

Dudish by Pennycook November 17, 2004

dudeshiner

complimentary term meaning a flirty and exceptionally pretty girl at a Country and Western Club

typically identified wearing boots and a miniskirt who likes to dance very close .
quite frequently found at Dance Halls in Schoreder and Greune Texas.

"Hey bro you got to gotta get over here, there a whole wall of dudeshiners and Pat Grene is playin".

dudeshiner by coletocreekape August 4, 2009

Dudusion

Dudusion is when a cartoon character defies the laws of physics.

Bugs Bunny is standing in mid-air, that's dudusion!

Dudusion by CodyLion October 24, 2014

Dudish

1) Another word to being Jewish in religion

2) One who is stingy with their money

Alec that was so dudish earlier when you didn’t help me cheat on the test.

Dudish by Mikehawk75 June 17, 2018

Duedush

It is a verb, that can refer to doing or handling any kind of task or situation.

Squad: Can someone please make the fire?
Uncle Matie: I'll duedush it now.

Duedush by elephwasher July 28, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026