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Verb: smearing shit one one's walls and/or bedding after engaging with vigorous anal sex with an unsuspecting partner.

The drummer and guitarist of that band had a list of girls they both wanted to ducktail. They're about halfway through.

I totally ducktailed her after the show at Bard last night!

ducktail by Wet Bald Wald November 14, 2011

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Ducktail

The ducktail is really cute. It's when a guy with reasonably long hair (can't be longer than past his chin) has a bit of hair that is constantly poking up from behind. No matter how much he flattens it, it just sticks up. Only the real ones are cute. Those who have been gelled into place are so fake.

*Guy walks in*
*Girl comes near and runs a hand through his hair but ducktail refuses to stick down*
Girl: You've got an adorable ducktail.
Guy: Thanks.

Ducktail by Miss.Angelise May 27, 2016

Related Words

ducktail • Alabama ducktail • Dicktails • Docktail • ducktility • Scientifically Accurate Ducktales • duck tales • duck nails • duck talk • Duck-taling

ducktail

An asian girl with really long pubic hair. Their hair is usually straight so when untrimmed, it looks like a duck's tail.

You don't want none of that girl, she is a ducktail fo sho

ducktail by Jimmy Ko May 9, 2006

Ducktail

A ducktail haircut is similar looking to a shag. You let the back of your hair grow into a small fro then shape the back up like a ducks tail.
The rest of your head is usually short or wavy it use to be big in the black community back in the day. Wore mainly in the LA and Bay regions by drug dealers or pimps black teens would get the hairstyle because girls would love the look now to he look is still popular in the Sacramento and Stockton area wore as a signature look for gangbangers

"Aye peep bro with tha ducktail push up on em n see where he's from"

"I can't tuck my tail I'm not duckin shi p"

Ducktail by Brother Skalene September 29, 2022

Alabama ducktail

When one jizzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the semen as it dries. Then the dried semen is deposited into the lady's b-hole like uncle scrooge's money bin.

My best friend's mom was a little short on money, so I gave her an Alabama ducktail to deposit in her money bin.

Alabama ducktail by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

ducktales

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!

Best show ever

Man: Guys lets watch DuckTales
everybody: YEAH!

ducktales by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026