Duck Feet 

Post masturbation, the concoction of man juice and lotion/lubricant. That seeps between your fingers, and creates a sort of webbing between them.

Alex-"Dude! I just got the biggest duck feet EVER."
Camdyn- "Your fuawckin disgusting, Alex."

Duck Feet by TheDickStrangler February 21, 2015

duck feet 

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

duck feet by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013

Duck Feet 

Forming of semen between the toes after jacking off in the shower.

After ejaculating in the shower, if you don't move your feet and let it go down the drain, it will gather between your toes giving you duck feet.

Duck Feet by chucktown dan August 9, 2008

duck feet 

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

duck feet by Lobsterbeybuoy November 6, 2013

duck feet hands 

When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.

"man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands"

duck feet hands by Moose6219 June 8, 2007

A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.

If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.

A castle on spinning duck feet by Cap Number Pi October 9, 2008

a duck to the feet 

A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.

I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.

a duck to the feet by Perlith October 12, 2010