duche nugget 

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)

Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.

duche nugget by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010

Douche Nugget 

noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. A douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.

Roberto is a real Douche Nugget, he never combs his curly pube-hair head.

Douche Nugget by Forkemon November 29, 2004

Douche Nugget 

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

Douche Nugget by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

douche-nugget 

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult, with no harm meant

Dude, you're such a fuckin' douche-nugget! You mean Douche-bag? no.. you haven't gained that title yet.. you're still a lil douche :)

douche-nugget by blazedncrazy50h4 September 3, 2005

Douche nugget 

someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it

1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget

or

2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?

Douche nugget by mikey and brent October 21, 2008

Dueche Nugget 

1.Someone who does not have the mental capacity to perform normal human functions. Basically this person can be described as a retard.
2.Someone who is an asshole to everyone, and nobody likes them. Most people would just call them a "dueche"; however, this person is usually short in nature, hence the "nugget" part.

1. "Stop being a dueche nugget James and lets get going, you are always late!"
2. "James is being an ass, he's such a dueche nugget"

Dueche Nugget by PDJ May 8, 2008

Douche Nugget 

A take-off from the modern meaning of the term "douchebag." "Douche nugget" is used to describe someone who is arrogant, self-centered, rude, obnoxious, etc, and this person is not well-liked due to these characteristics. Someone who acts like a douche nugget also possesses a low level of intelligence.

Emily: He's been acting weird for the past week or so...
Amanda: What a douche nugget.

Douche Nugget by kissmyATL December 24, 2010