1) To go on a rant in a text-based medium and have your arguments undermined by the evident fact that your typing skills are so horrible and your rant so lacking in cohesion and logic, that the audience has no idea what you wrote. Instead, they ridicule you.
2) When they talk about a dozen monkeys with a typewriter being able to write Shakespeare if they were given enough time, then this is what happens when you give a monkey a full frontal lobotomy, repeatedly punch it in the crotch until its eyes cross in pain, and then get it so drunk that it can't stand up...at which point you give it the typewriter.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).