DTing 

Drunk Texting

He was probably DTing her last night.

DTing by AET NAM October 10, 2018

Dingbrat 

Definition- a child, especially an annoying, spoiled, or impolite child. Any child or child-like adult who causes physical or emotional harm. Someone who is forgetful and makes silly choices at times. Airhead. Not well behaved. Dinghy.

Those dingbrats gave me the flu.

The dingbrats trashed my boat.
The two dingbrats got into a fight.

Dingbrat by J to the Dawg July 10, 2019

Dating Dictator 

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..

"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator

Dating Dictator by Based Fiend July 4, 2022

Dating Expert 

One of the many on Youtube proclaiming themselves as a "dating expert", in order to make money fleecing the desperate and lonely, mainly targeting men.

A dating coach strings viewers along with ineffective advice, deliberately. First it’s buy this program//book. Use this "magic word", send her this text, stand on this angle (yes, seriously!), wear this and "buy my course to get the dream girl you deserve" . A week or two later, it's use THIS magic word, send her THESE texts, and wear something ELSE. Buy this book. Now another few videos and a course that will "get you your dream girl". Then it's the same procedure, for months on end, with each video differing from the last in some form.

Think about this, they do countless videos on so called “advice”. Now, if this “free” advice was valid, why are they constantly a)bringing out overpriced books/courses etc, for which they sometimes shame and guilt trip people into buying? and b)making video after video for months on end with “advice” that conflicts with previous videos?

Also, the fact that a lot of dating experts have “shills”, as well as fake comments like “Oh I’m glad I found your video by accident today, best advice ever” or “Buy their course guys, it’s really good and changed my life” speaks volumes.

Dating expert: "Buy my $5k relationship mastery course, it will get you your dream girl".
Dating Expert 3 months later : "sign up for my $2k course on how to get your dream girl".

Dating Expert by Based Fiend May 2, 2023

reality dating show 

A dating reality show is a scripted, fantasy romance program that focuses on singles and couples in their dating adventures.

, Everything is over-dramatized and exaggerated, as well as the participants overreacting to literally everything.

Whilst "The Bachelor/ette" is one of the bigger ones, there are many different spinoffs and clones.

"Omg did you see First Dates last night? Mary went into a full rage over dropping her spoon!"
"Oh I dont watch those reality dating shows.."

Need an idea for a tv show? Just make a reality dating show..

reality dating show by HbBrisley July 15, 2020

Ding-dong cart 

It's what an ice cream truck is called in Western Massachusetts

Kid 1: "Hey, is that a ding-dong cart"
Kid 2: "Yup, let's go get a Hoodsie Cup"

Ding-dong cart by wmadddd May 17, 2009

ding dong dandy 

This is a ladies' man about town, a bon vivant!

Her comes that ding dong dandy looking for new hookups!

ding dong dandy by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020