dry night

A night in which a person is hoping for sex but fails to have any sex.

Last night was a dry night. None of the chicks were dtf.

by StoicStein December 9, 2016

Dry hump her good night

Where a guy usually in the porn scene movement or the porn hippie movement instead of kissing a woman good night after a date will dry hump her good night. usually both the man and the woman are in one or both of those movements.

Did you dry hump her good night?

by Deep blue 2012 April 13, 2010

dry nightmare

The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.

I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

dry nightmares

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005