dry humped
dry humped by Aiden18 April 15, 2017
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Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.
Mike: "What did you do last night?"
Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."
Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."
dry humped the bunny by Rock Falcon September 2, 2009
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dry humper
a co-worker or colleague who is always jumping all over a new idea or task, but never gets it done, resulting in extreme work-place frustration in response to lack of follow-through.
i was willing to take on that new project, but the dry humper was practically pissing down his leg volunteering to do it first. we all know cory's all hump and no satisfaction.
dry humper by fivenightrental March 4, 2009
Dryhumper
A dryhumper most likely named daniel morales, will lock himself in his room, dryhumping the fuck out of pillows, carpets, towels, dogs, clam chowders and tetes.
Be very careful with this kind of people because they will dryhump anything that moves.
Be very careful with this kind of people because they will dryhump anything that moves.
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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