drunkstar 

extreme intoxication followed by excessive random talking, far from steady walking, refusal to stop partying, while not turning into a sloppy sob fest

Go to bed, drunkstar!

I want to be a drunkstar when I grow up.

drunkstar by 7c4evr May 7, 2010

DrunkBear

DrunkBear resides in Antwerpen, Belgium (aka BANTWERP!) and is a thoroughly nocturnal animal. As the name suggests, he loves to drink heavily and regularly, and has the distinction of being chunder free.

DrunkBear is characterised by a complete personality change after consuming alcohol: he becomes highly sociable, a crazy dancer and fantastically uninhibited.

DrunkBear also begins to share some of his personal feelings (that are usually locked in the deepest darkest recesses of his mind) while inebriated and even dares to make (as yet unfulfilled) promises.

DrunkBear’s favourite drinks include Kwak, Konig, Jaegerbombs and Duval, but any old beer or spirit will do when DrunkBear’s out on the town. Less preferred beers are Timmermans and Stella, the latter because DrunkBear already likes to beat women and so doesn’t want to become even more of a misogynist.

Oddly enough, DrunkBear, even after ten pints, is still not inclined to wear a pink tutu or to dance for prolonged periods with certain people, but his lackadaisical behaviour more than makes up for this.

All in all, DrunkBear is the typical British LAD, and reaches astronomically high levels of banter and pars harder than even Tempz himself.

There was StealBear, and BrowneBear, and WarBear, and KillBear, and DrunkBear…

Person 1: “DrunkBear, do you want another pint?”
DrunkBear: “No, I’d like another six please!”

DrunkBear by KillB November 7, 2011

drunkarexic 

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

drunkarexic by mvolfman April 15, 2010

Drunkscrape 

When a man is way too drunk.

For example:

Girl 1- Omg did you see that drunkscrape at the bar last night?

Girl 2- Yeah that guy was so wasted!

Drunkscrape by Sally Sixteen February 6, 2014

drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.

Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia

drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015

drunkstumbling 

A normal form of ambulation in the mind of the drunk.

Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.

drunkstumbling by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

drunkart

When you are so drunk that you end up stealing a shopping cart from a store or from the street and you bring it home for no apparent reason. Usually people don't know what to do with it the next day but are too embarassed to return it.

"Hey dude, my sister was so shitfaced last night that she and her friends ended up drunkarting again. She woke up this morning with a shopping cart sitting there in her kitchen. Dude, this is so fucked up, she has real issues. She's been drunkarting too much lately"

drunkart by Mathieu_G June 13, 2009