DrunkBear

DrunkBear resides in Antwerpen, Belgium (aka BANTWERP!) and is a thoroughly nocturnal animal. As the name suggests, he loves to drink heavily and regularly, and has the distinction of being chunder free.

DrunkBear is characterised by a complete personality change after consuming alcohol: he becomes highly sociable, a crazy dancer and fantastically uninhibited.

DrunkBear also begins to share some of his personal feelings (that are usually locked in the deepest darkest recesses of his mind) while inebriated and even dares to make (as yet unfulfilled) promises.

DrunkBear’s favourite drinks include Kwak, Konig, Jaegerbombs and Duval, but any old beer or spirit will do when DrunkBear’s out on the town. Less preferred beers are Timmermans and Stella, the latter because DrunkBear already likes to beat women and so doesn’t want to become even more of a misogynist.

Oddly enough, DrunkBear, even after ten pints, is still not inclined to wear a pink tutu or to dance for prolonged periods with certain people, but his lackadaisical behaviour more than makes up for this.

All in all, DrunkBear is the typical British LAD, and reaches astronomically high levels of banter and pars harder than even Tempz himself.

There was StealBear, and BrowneBear, and WarBear, and KillBear, and DrunkBear…

Person 1: “DrunkBear, do you want another pint?”
DrunkBear: “No, I’d like another six please!”

DrunkBear by KillB November 7, 2011

drunkbear

A God

The owner of Uranium!

drunkbear by Drunkbear June 25, 2003

drunkbattle 

Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.

Hey Kyra, get the lightsaber app for your iTouch so we can drunkbattle.

drunkbattle by mvolfman April 28, 2010

drunkersation 

A conversation that is had when two or more involved parties are intoxicated. Often, one or more person(s) involved is (are) able to recall fragments of said conversation in the days that follow.

Person #1: Man, I can't believe you shave your balls with a razor.
Person #2: What? No I don't.
Person #1: Yeah. You told us last night that you do it after church every Sunday.
Person #3: Totally... during our drunkersation!

drunkersation by WhiskeyNick March 18, 2009

Drunkback Mountain 

When two dudes are drunk and very affectionate towards each other. "I love you man..." etc.

Man, Ace and Gary were really Drunkback Mountain at the party last night...

Drunkback Mountain by Daniel Johnston May 21, 2006

drunkarexic 

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

drunkarexic by mvolfman April 15, 2010

Drunker than Satan 

Drunk as fuck, probably derives from the song & video "Drunker Than Satan" that became popular on the internet in 2008.

"Hahaha, holy shit! Josh was drunker than I've ever seen last night, but Kyle was drunker than Satan!!!!!"

Drunker than Satan by Blackjackolantern March 5, 2009