drunk IM 

As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated

A drunk IM:

heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink

drunk IM by emsee November 15, 2006

Drunk IM 

When you get on the messenger and im people that you wouldn't otherwise talk to and tell them that you like them and want them.

"did I drunk im you the other night? is that why you're leering at me?"

Drunk IM by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

HOly shit im drunk by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

If im drunk enough... 

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

If im drunk enough... by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

im so drunk 

The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

im so drunk by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

im posting this while drunk 

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

im posting this while drunk by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. 

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. by Conman140069 January 5, 2010