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Fatty Drunksy

A fucking kid who is so dumb that he likes to jump people if they smell nice
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
Daddy Liam: hey get milk
Fatty Drunksy: wish CBS zbsjsnehdh bff djsng
Fatty Drunksy by Nute Gunray May 26, 2020

Drunkest girl at the party 

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.
That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.

Drunkscrape 

For example:

Girl 1- Omg did you see that drunkscrape at the bar last night?

Girl 2- Yeah that guy was so wasted!
Drunkscrape by Sally Sixteen February 6, 2014

drunkstumbling 

A normal form of ambulation in the mind of the drunk.
Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.
drunkstumbling by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

drunksitting 

The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.
Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!

Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.

*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *

the above is a perfect example of drunksitting
drunksitting by annesquared December 6, 2010