A fucking kid who is so dumb that he likes to jump people if they smell nice
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massivealcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
Daddy Liam: hey get milk
Fatty Drunksy: wish CBS zbsjsnehdh bff djsng
A normal form of ambulation in the mind of the drunk.
Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.
The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.
Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!
Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.
*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.