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Drop Off The Kids 

Taking a poop, but not just any poop, numerous plops of poop. Hense the name "dropping off the kids".
My sister had to drop off the kids after she had ate too much food.
Drop Off The Kids by Errrrrrin August 28, 2005

Drop off the kids 

To cum inside of a woman's vagina.
I'm going over to my other bitch's house to drop off the kids.
Drop off the kids by Niggaplz01 November 10, 2018

drop off the kids at the pool 

See: Pinch a Grumpy
Dude, before we go surfin', I gotta drop off the kids at the pool.

drop off the kids at the pool 

To take a dump.. Wait a minute, you don't take them... You leave them!
Hand me the sports page.. I gotta go drop off the kids at the pool!

drop off the cosby kids at the pool 

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...
"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool 

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.
*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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