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A disinterested person who looks stupid and has drool on his face. A drooltard may also laugh in a dumb way
That guy is such a drooltard.
I am not gonna go out with that drooltard.
drooltard by definerofwordsandstuff September 16, 2017
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Doomtarding 

The act of spreading doom and reasonably retarded facts around the internets.
Michele Bachman spends so much time doomtarding that she forgets her weekly botox injections.
Doomtarding by sumumabiatch December 18, 2010
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A contraction of "Doof and Retard"; An insult; A word you call someone.
"You are such a dooftard!"
Dooftard by maurin September 8, 2005
A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.
"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."
doomtard by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012
One who spends WAY too much time doing MySpace surveys.
That Stefazalde sure is a dooftard.
dooftard by burndata May 28, 2006

Doortarded 

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis
Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.
Doortarded by Newfee September 6, 2018
Someone who believes in the superiority of Android devices.
"My Droid only crashed 5 times a day, but at least my phone isn't proprietary!" ORLY, you can shut up now Droidtard!
Droidtard by Bato2001 November 26, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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