Droidtard
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1. droidtard - noun (drɔɪd-tɑː.d)
someone who ruins a round/match in a videogame for most of the rest of the players.
contrary to a noob or a nub, the droidtard does know how to play, and is well experienced. but the droidtard got interrupted somehow from playing optimal.
example:
"you're lagging you droidtard"
"why isn't that droidtard moving?"
2. droidtard - verb (drɔɪd-tɑː.d)
identical to droidtard —to droidtard—
example:
"the game was droidtarded"
"your connection is slow, stop droidtarding and just leave"
3. droidtarded - adjective (drɔɪd-tɑː.dɪd)
to define a round/match in a videogame that got troubled by a or more droidtard(s).
example:
someone who ruins a round/match in a videogame for most of the rest of the players.
contrary to a noob or a nub, the droidtard does know how to play, and is well experienced. but the droidtard got interrupted somehow from playing optimal.
example:
"you're lagging you droidtard"
"why isn't that droidtard moving?"
2. droidtard - verb (drɔɪd-tɑː.d)
identical to droidtard —to droidtard—
example:
"the game was droidtarded"
"your connection is slow, stop droidtarding and just leave"
3. droidtarded - adjective (drɔɪd-tɑː.dɪd)
to define a round/match in a videogame that got troubled by a or more droidtard(s).
example:
that was a droidtarded game
Related Words
droidbeard
A neckbeard (see neckbeard) who loves Android OS and sings its praise from morning til night. Can't comprehend Android shortcomings and generally has a vicious dislike for IOS.
How can you possibly work with so many droidbeards in here? It stinks of Camembert cheese and lotion!
droidbeard by yaromir April 9, 2019
Roidtard
The quintessential PED drugged up mental-midget, muscle douche, gym-bro or broad / fitness influencer / crossfitter / MMA fan / Joe Rogan worshipper, who advocate the use of PEDs for aesthetics, under the guise of fitness, while deflecting focus to some casual factor such as eating keto, carnivore, raw diet, or “hard work” (also made possible by PEDs) The roidtard typically gives fitness and health advice, based exclusively off of their appearance, (which would not be possible without drugs) while having no scientific or educational credibility except “bro-science”. They mourn the other roidtards’ premature drug-related or lifestyle deaths, citing how “jacked”, “fire” or inspirational the now maggot-food buffet roidtard was while alive, and using massive amounts of drugs to gain attention and false accolade, which inspres others to do the same.
Fitness influencer "Joesthetics" Lindner died of an aneurysm at 30 because he was a roidtard like Rich Piana, and every other social media muscle douche.
The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.
The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.