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Someone who believes in the superiority of Android devices.
"My Droid only crashed 5 times a day, but at least my phone isn't proprietary!" ORLY, you can shut up now Droidtard!
Droidtard by Bato2001 November 26, 2011
Words you can keep
1. droidtard - noun (drɔɪd-tɑː.d)

someone who ruins a round/match in a videogame for most of the rest of the players.

contrary to a noob or a nub, the droidtard does know how to play, and is well experienced. but the droidtard got interrupted somehow from playing optimal.

example:

"you're lagging you droidtard"
"why isn't that droidtard moving?"

2. droidtard - verb (drɔɪd-tɑː.d)

identical to droidtard —to droidtard—

example:
"the game was droidtarded"
"your connection is slow, stop droidtarding and just leave"

3. droidtarded - adjective (drɔɪd-tɑː.dɪd)

to define a round/match in a videogame that got troubled by a or more droidtard(s).

example:
that was a droidtarded game
droidtard by you crazy October 22, 2010
A disinterested person who looks stupid and has drool on his face. A drooltard may also laugh in a dumb way
That guy is such a drooltard.
I am not gonna go out with that drooltard.
drooltard by definerofwordsandstuff September 16, 2017

droidbeard 

A neckbeard (see neckbeard) who loves Android OS and sings its praise from morning til night. Can't comprehend Android shortcomings and generally has a vicious dislike for IOS.
How can you possibly work with so many droidbeards in here? It stinks of Camembert cheese and lotion!
droidbeard by yaromir April 9, 2019

Driptard 

When your drip goes absolutely dummy to the point of retardation
Friend: “Damn bro, that shirt is fire”
Me: “IKIK, I’m an absolute Driptard”
Driptard by Maxyboy50 June 6, 2023

Roidtard 

The quintessential PED drugged up mental-midget, muscle douche, gym-bro or broad / fitness influencer / crossfitter / MMA fan / Joe Rogan worshipper, who advocate the use of PEDs for aesthetics, under the guise of fitness, while deflecting focus to some casual factor such as eating keto, carnivore, raw diet, or “hard work” (also made possible by PEDs) The roidtard typically gives fitness and health advice, based exclusively off of their appearance, (which would not be possible without drugs) while having no scientific or educational credibility except “bro-science”. They mourn the other roidtards’ premature drug-related or lifestyle deaths, citing how “jacked”, “fire” or inspirational the now maggot-food buffet roidtard was while alive, and using massive amounts of drugs to gain attention and false accolade, which inspres others to do the same.
Fitness influencer "Joesthetics" Lindner died of an aneurysm at 30 because he was a roidtard like Rich Piana, and every other social media muscle douche.

The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.
Roidtard by Kirkury September 12, 2023

dribtard 

sarah: you are such a dribtard
Chris: I know *dribbles*
dribtard by Vioze November 17, 2020
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B)
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A)
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