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droidbeard 

A neckbeard (see neckbeard) who loves Android OS and sings its praise from morning til night. Can't comprehend Android shortcomings and generally has a vicious dislike for IOS.
How can you possibly work with so many droidbeards in here? It stinks of Camembert cheese and lotion!
droidbeard by yaromir April 9, 2019
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Droidhead 

(noun) - Description of a person addicted to modifying, hacking, or generally obsessing about their Google Android device.

You can spot a droidhead because they will be playing with their phone, and speaking of the latest ROM or build they have just flashed to the device. You will see them staying up most of the night to check Android Developer forums for things to flash and they will most likely be carrying a usb sync cable for "on the go downloads".
" He never puts down that T-Mobile G1, he is a droidhead for sure! "

" Tim is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Magic"
Droidhead by -Dh Nation July 30, 2009
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Someone who believes in the superiority of Android devices.
"My Droid only crashed 5 times a day, but at least my phone isn't proprietary!" ORLY, you can shut up now Droidtard!
Droidtard by Bato2001 November 26, 2011
1. droidtard - noun (drɔɪd-tɑː.d)

someone who ruins a round/match in a videogame for most of the rest of the players.

contrary to a noob or a nub, the droidtard does know how to play, and is well experienced. but the droidtard got interrupted somehow from playing optimal.

example:

"you're lagging you droidtard"
"why isn't that droidtard moving?"

2. droidtard - verb (drɔɪd-tɑː.d)

identical to droidtard —to droidtard—

example:
"the game was droidtarded"
"your connection is slow, stop droidtarding and just leave"

3. droidtarded - adjective (drɔɪd-tɑː.dɪd)

to define a round/match in a videogame that got troubled by a or more droidtard(s).

example:
that was a droidtarded game
droidtard by you crazy October 22, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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