Drogism
A religion formed around his majesty Drog. Drog is a combination of cheems and a frog (not to be confused with cheems in a frog hat)
Drogism by MarsBelived<3 August 26, 2023
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1. "Caitlin why are you not drinking? Are you a former alcoholic?"
2. "Guys tonight there are drinks for free, are you coming? "Cool that's a great opportunity to socialize. Are there gonna be non-alcoholic options?" "No just sangria. Why? Are you part of this straight edge movement?"
3. "Take a hit of this bong. It'll be fun!" "No thanks, I am not in the mood. "Wow Edward, you are so boring." "Gosh Sarah, you know that's drogism and that's not cool!"
2. "Guys tonight there are drinks for free, are you coming? "Cool that's a great opportunity to socialize. Are there gonna be non-alcoholic options?" "No just sangria. Why? Are you part of this straight edge movement?"
3. "Take a hit of this bong. It'll be fun!" "No thanks, I am not in the mood. "Wow Edward, you are so boring." "Gosh Sarah, you know that's drogism and that's not cool!"
dogism
dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."
I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!
dogism by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009
Drugism
This is drugism you are not any better that me because you do cocaine and smoke meth. We are bolth drug addicts.
Drugism by Mittens VanBuren March 1, 2021
Dogism
Urban dictionary; define dogism -
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
Dogism by ThePurpleRaccoon September 10, 2019