"But will it drifito?" is the first thing a Japanese automotive enthusiast (Japaneseperson who likes Japanese cars) asks when presented with a foreign car. This byword is meant by the speaker to inquire whether the car (or other vehicle) in question will drift, distorting the word into "drifito".
Rolls-Royce engineer: "We present the newest fruit of our labors: the Phantom, the finest, most exquisite of motor-cars."
Datsun engineer: "Very nice. But will it DRIFITO?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'