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Dress codes 

rules in school no one follows cause they just don't want to.
Teacher: Your not following the dress codes
Girl: I don't care
Dress codes by xoxo gi May 30, 2019
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Dress Codes 

a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least
urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time

Anova Dress Code 

A totalitarian system method of civil control which punish all methods of self expression and individualism which do not conform to the states or campus's commands. Subjects who are punished who break this policy are removed from the group and have micro chips installed in to their brain to commands them.
Did you hear how bad the Anova Dress Code is?

Why did he get beaten? He broke the Anova Dress Code.

dress coded 

"The act of receiving detention, being sent home, calling home for a change of clothes, or being granted a visit to the principle's office for the infraction of breaking the dress code."
Mary was dress coded for wearing the extremely short skirt.

National F*ck Dress Code Week 

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).
"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week

Dress Code 

A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.
*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.
Dress Code by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012

dress code 

a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.
our school has no logic at all. first they eliminate half days, then they waste their millage money on a tennis court that they dont even need they replace all of the good carbonated drinks with faygo, and now a complicated dress code that isnt gonna change our test scores or behavior. we're better off with uniforms (but our school also does not know how to manage money correctly)
dress code by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005
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