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drawstring pussy

A woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. When a woman loses vaginal tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear Like A Virgin for every encounter with every Tom Dick and Harry...or Tom, whose dick is hairy.
Your granny's been around the block. My grandpa told me that she had a drawstring pussy before she was 21...he had her back in 1945.

It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
drawstring pussy by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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Drawstring Pussy

A female who has been fucked so much that their pussy is loose as fuck, as the opening of a drawstring bag. It can also be stretched like a drawstring bag too.
Shes a whore. I can tell because she has a drawstring pussy.
Drawstring Pussy by Okay mark November 12, 2019

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026