A tv show from Nickelodeon in 2004 till 2007 by Dan Schneider, a person who loves feet. Drake and Josh are step brothers who has different things in common but they are still brothers.

Josh: Drake.
Drake: What?
Josh: Where’s the door hole?
Drake: It goes right there see I drew it with the magic marker.
Josh: You was supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Drake: What, I’m gonna.
Josh: Oh really?
Drake: Yes!
Josh: so go get the power saw!
Drake: Ok I will.
*Drake try’s to go out but the door is not cut, he paws the door.*

Drake: I see the problem.
Josh: OH DO YAH!
Drake & Josh: Season 4 episode 10: Treehouse

Drake & Josh by Akindofmag1c September 11, 2022

Drake and Josh

A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.

Excerpt from Drake and Josh:

Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?

Drake and Josh by nicklover95 June 16, 2011

Drake and Josh

After Nickelodeon's downfall from the 1990's, aside from Invader Zim, the only watchable thing on Nickelodeon. Admittedly funny. Cancelled in 2007, like every other good or at least okay show on Nickelodeon.

Drake and Josh is pretty decent for Nickelodeon's recent TV shows.

Drake and Josh by blarghle August 7, 2009

Drake and Josh

Well, I never thought that it'd be so simple, but
I found a way, I found a way
And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Verse 2
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what's so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Bridge
No one cares
What you give
You know you gotta live like you wanna live
When it's time
To be free
You know you gotta be what you wanna be

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around, ooh

"Drake and Josh suck me dick"

Drake and Josh by truegrit__ May 7, 2020

Drake Y Josh

Ultimate pog champ epic gamer word. Only exists in the dicktionary of SWAG.. YEAH BABY WOOOO. No one knows what it means. Creator is sexyyyy. Aka: quackity mc donald fuck.

WOAH that is so cool! Drake Y Josh man!

Drake Y Josh by DRAKE Y JOSH January 21, 2021

Drake and Josh

The term for a great rack

"Damn, that girls got some real Drake and Josh's

Drake and Josh by Bobby Fa Lay December 5, 2016

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026