drake & josh 

A show on Nickelodeon starring Josh Peck and Drake Bell, two step-brothers who go to the same school.

Hey, wanna watch TV?
Sure!
*Turns on TV*
Crud, it's just drake & josh!

drake & josh by Ieuan January 24, 2006

Drake & Josh 

A tv show from Nickelodeon in 2004 till 2007 by Dan Schneider, a person who loves feet. Drake and Josh are step brothers who has different things in common but they are still brothers.

Josh: Drake.
Drake: What?
Josh: Where’s the door hole?
Drake: It goes right there see I drew it with the magic marker.
Josh: You was supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Drake: What, I’m gonna.
Josh: Oh really?
Drake: Yes!
Josh: so go get the power saw!
Drake: Ok I will.
*Drake try’s to go out but the door is not cut, he paws the door.*

Drake: I see the problem.
Josh: OH DO YAH!
Drake & Josh: Season 4 episode 10: Treehouse

Drake & Josh by Akindofmag1c September 11, 2022

Drake and Josh

A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.

Excerpt from Drake and Josh:

Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?

Drake and Josh by nicklover95 June 16, 2011

Drake and Josh

After Nickelodeon's downfall from the 1990's, aside from Invader Zim, the only watchable thing on Nickelodeon. Admittedly funny. Cancelled in 2007, like every other good or at least okay show on Nickelodeon.

Drake and Josh is pretty decent for Nickelodeon's recent TV shows.

Drake and Josh by blarghle August 7, 2009

Drake and Josh

Well, I never thought that it'd be so simple, but
I found a way, I found a way
And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Verse 2
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what's so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Bridge
No one cares
What you give
You know you gotta live like you wanna live
When it's time
To be free
You know you gotta be what you wanna be

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around, ooh

"Drake and Josh suck me dick"

Drake and Josh by truegrit__ May 7, 2020

Drake Y Josh 

Ultimate pog champ epic gamer word. Only exists in the dicktionary of SWAG.. YEAH BABY WOOOO. No one knows what it means. Creator is sexyyyy. Aka: quackity mc donald fuck.

WOAH that is so cool! Drake Y Josh man!

Drake Y Josh by DRAKE Y JOSH January 21, 2021

Drake and Josh

The term for a great rack

"Damn, that girls got some real Drake and Josh's

Drake and Josh by Bobby Fa Lay December 5, 2016