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dragasstic 

Having the quality of taking an excruciatingly long time to accomplish a simple task.
Engaging in a particular sort of time-wasting, dilly-dallying or foot-dragging.
"This is just a bunch of dragasstic bullshit. I wish he would just buckle down and get this shit done."
dragasstic by the_docta April 7, 2019
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dragasstinate 

To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.
You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.

Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.

You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.
dragasstinate by Spicahontas December 20, 2010

dramastic (dramastically)

combination of the words "dramatically" and "drastically"; surprising and sudden
When she jumped into the swimming pool, she experienced a dramastic change in body temperature.

dramastically 

When a situation occurs in which one is so overwhelmed by an event that the the use of "drastic" must be combined with the word dramatic to accuratley decribe the situation.
The expression on Mike's face made while he did the poo-poo dance was so dramastic that I shit my pant's
dramastically by Andrew October 29, 2003

dragstic 

omg that was so dragstic!
dragstic by Broefan June 20, 2005

Dramastically 

When a dumbass can't differentiate between the words dramatically and drastically and thinks that this is a real word that can be used in everyday life.
Mike wrote on his lab report that after the variable changed the temperature dramastically increased... and thought that it was a real word. What an Idiot.
Dramastically by mlvp November 13, 2009

dramastically 

When something happens dramatically and drastically. A drastic and dramatic change.
My awesome psych teacher said that when we go back to school, things will change dramastically.
dramastically by appleandmango October 20, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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