dragasstic

Having the quality of taking an excruciatingly long time to accomplish a simple task.
Engaging in a particular sort of time-wasting, dilly-dallying or foot-dragging.

"This is just a bunch of dragasstic bullshit. I wish he would just buckle down and get this shit done."

by the_docta April 7, 2019

dragasstinate

To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.

You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.

Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.

You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.

by Spicahontas December 20, 2010

dramastic (dramastically)

combination of the words "dramatically" and "drastically"; surprising and sudden

When she jumped into the swimming pool, she experienced a dramastic change in body temperature.

by Dr. Kevin L. Burke July 18, 2003

dramastically

When a situation occurs in which one is so overwhelmed by an event that the the use of "drastic" must be combined with the word dramatic to accuratley decribe the situation.

The expression on Mike's face made while he did the poo-poo dance was so dramastic that I shit my pant's

by Andrew October 29, 2003

dragstic

The event is sudden as well as unexpected.

omg that was so dragstic!

by Broefan June 20, 2005

Dramastically

When a dumbass can't differentiate between the words dramatically and drastically and thinks that this is a real word that can be used in everyday life.

Mike wrote on his lab report that after the variable changed the temperature dramastically increased... and thought that it was a real word. What an Idiot.

by mlvp November 13, 2009

dramastically

When something happens dramatically and drastically. A drastic and dramatic change.

My awesome psych teacher said that when we go back to school, things will change dramastically.

by appleandmango October 20, 2020