5 definitions by the_docta

Kid Pro Quo

When you barter childcare duties with your partner, so they can go out with friends.

Sure, I can watch the kids on Friday night when you're out with the girls, but kid pro quo - I wanna go have a beer with Dave next Thursday.

by the_docta June 1, 2021

kid pro quo

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.

"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"

by the_docta May 26, 2021

dragasstic

Having the quality of taking an excruciatingly long time to accomplish a simple task.
Engaging in a particular sort of time-wasting, dilly-dallying or foot-dragging.

"This is just a bunch of dragasstic bullshit. I wish he would just buckle down and get this shit done."

by the_docta April 8, 2019

dragassery

Taking an excruciatingly long time to accomplish simple tasks.
Engaging in a particular sort of time-wasting, dilly-dallying or foot-dragging.

I've been waiting for my son to get ready for the last 30 minutes - this dragassery is killing me.

by the_docta April 8, 2019

Pandied

When your plans get ruined by a global pandemic.

Dude, I had tickets to the Quarterfinals at the 2020 French Open and then COVID hit. Totally pandied my whole trip.

by the_docta June 1, 2021