Dozeon

A Dozeon is a TALL and VERY intelligent man. He usually spends his days working out in which he is immensely ripped. He compliments qualities in which he has, making him a legend.

Yo, that kid is SUCH a Dozeon. Legend!

by Zyonugly22 June 23, 2020

Dozeon

Zyonu, Legendary

A Dozeon is a TALL and VERY intelligent man. He usually spends his days working out in which he is immensely ripped. He compliments qualities in which he has, making him a legend.

by Zyonugly22 June 23, 2020

Dozeon

A pogfullman that sucks at minecraft and eats toes. He likes to pee on his chair a lot and hits his desk a lot. He gets cyberbullied by his fans everyday and cries after every stream. Dozeon also known as toeson likes rotten cheese and toenails ad decoration, hes very intelligent but too dumb to beat minecraft. He proved to me that he smokes and apparently "1313123124" is his brother and "rick astley" is his dad. He gets rick rolled everyday but he still falls for the rick rolls. Dozeon is a twitch streamer that tries to help people but also gets bullied in the process. His most used words are: Pog, Chat, Yo, Whats up, okay, too far, BOYS. He likes listening to music for a killer but gets nightmares while he sleeps. That was it and im out BOIS.

Im dozeon and im a 0head

by 1313123124 August 4, 2020

Dozeon

A pogfullman that sucks at minecraft and eats toes. He likes to pee on his chair a lot and hits his desk a lot. He gets cyberbullied by his fans everyday and cries after every stream. Dozeon also known as toeson likes rotten cheese and toenails ad decoration, hes very intelligent but too dumb to beat minecraft. He proved to me that he smokes and apparently "1313123124" is his brother and "rick astley" is his dad. He gets rick rolled everyday but he still falls for the rick rolls. Dozeon is a twitch streamer that tries to help people but also gets bullied in the process. His most used words are: Pog, Chat, Yo, Whats up, okay, too far, BOYS. He likes listening to music for a killer but gets nightmares while he sleeps. That was it and im out BOIS.

Im dozeon and im a 0head

by 1313123124 August 4, 2020

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

A Cowboy's Dozen

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.

Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200

by iBetty January 10, 2012