dousche box 

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

dousche box by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

Douche Box Hero 

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016

Douche Box 

Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.

You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.

Douche Box by Corny poops December 22, 2008

douche box 

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

douche box by Red Forman January 11, 2009

douche box 

an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box

so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room

douche box by iamthedylanator June 15, 2011

Douche Box 

The female form of a "douche bag".

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box

Douche Box by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013

douche box 

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches

Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.

douche box by Pete! June 15, 2003