Dousche-Bot 

An individual who not merely displays characteristics associated with a Dousche, but is also devoid of other human emotions or is very boring. A callous and wooden person could be described as a Dousche-Bot, or someone who rarely breaks from a routine or does not display any form of spontaneity.

Just come to the Pub after work Friday. Don't be such a Dousche-Bot!

Did you see how bored he was at the game? What a Dousche-Bot!

I won't be going out during exam time, I'm going to be a real Dousche-Bot for the next few weeks.

Dousche-Bot by lee_boi81 February 21, 2011

douche-o-bot 

1.)A term relating to any person born within the United States or descending from Britain who usually flies an american flag on their car antenna and spends their entire life working for mega-losers who dont give raises and makes thirty times more money than the average douche-o-bot.

1.25) A right wing middle class american modern day slave

1.5)Referring to one who has innate robotic and automatic tendencies toward mental retardation, whose very breath causes extreme aggravation of the autonomic and sympathetic nerve cells of all others around them and... can still manage to be employed.

2.)An automatic retard who perpetually and consistently pisses people off to the point where they are lucky to be alive.

3.)A person of disturbed gender.

That bitch is still flappin her jaw.... i dun knocked her ass out thirty times already... she either brain dead or a complete douche-o-bot.

That douche-o-bot has been working at Micky-D's for over thirty years now! Wow... Superdouche!

douche-o-bot by StellaGripsnatch November 5, 2011

Full Throttle Douche Bottle 

A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.

"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."

Full Throttle Douche Bottle by Agent472007 July 26, 2010

douche-bottle 

the new form of douche-bag since companies dont make douches in bags anymore..

go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me

douche-bottle by 'O' June 9, 2005

douche-bottle 

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

douche-bottle by Yuengling September 26, 2003

Douche bottle 

similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.

Connor is a douche bottle.

Douche bottle by drop a heart, break a name<3 September 25, 2008

douchebottle 

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.

Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.

douchebottle by lakesX3 November 11, 2009