dougs dick 

Really fucking smelly. Doug’s dick is way below average with long cheesy pubes

Hey Doug! Fuck you and your cheesy little dick. Dougs dick sucks

dougs dick by Maiya johnzyn 69 May 17, 2022

pillsbury dough dick 

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

pillsbury dough dick by zakrob April 20, 2007

dough dick 

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

dough dick by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

dick drugs 

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

dick drugs by Telephony February 26, 2017

Dick nose Doug Mary 

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

Dick nose Doug Mary by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

dick in a dogs ass 

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

dick in a dogs ass by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks 

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007