dougs dick

Really fucking smelly. Doug’s dick is way below average with long cheesy pubes

Hey Doug! Fuck you and your cheesy little dick. Dougs dick sucks

by Maiya johnzyn 69 May 17, 2022

pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

by zakrob April 20, 2007

dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

by Telephony February 26, 2017

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

dick in a dogs ass

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007