Douchecough 

A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.

"You're such a douchecough"

Douchecough by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009

douchecoustic

A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.

Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.

Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.

douchecoustic by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009

douche cough 

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

douche cough by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009

Douchepouch 

It's what you call a Douchebag who isn't that much of a Douchbag he/she used to be.

Origin is because a pouch is smaller than a bag.

Hence, the person is lesser of being a douchebag.

Friend1: I tried being kinder to others, so what you think about me now?

Friend2: Well, since your not that much of a douchebag. I think it's safe to say you've been demoted to a douchepouch.

Friend1: Sweet...

Douchepouch by Mr. Yum-yum January 5, 2012

douchemouth

A real gutterfuck; stinkmouth scumbucket with stank breath. A blowhard assmouth that you just can't stand.

That radio DJ is a real douchemouth.

douchemouth by Benson Tuckerstein April 27, 2006

douchechugger 

noun; one who chugs the fluid from inside a douche; doucheslosh eater; commonly used as an insult

Man, that kid is such a fucking douchechugger, that faggot ass bitch cunt shiteating cockblock.

douchechugger by Pao Fucka December 21, 2005