Definitions by JT3JC

tlsr 

Too Long Still Read

is a gentle version that the person has read it,

nonetheless you'd like to give them a summary.

ex: "Long explanation you believe your friend read"
tlsr: "key info, gently and precisely cooked down to a tiny nugget"

TLSR is ok but small letters are gentler.

tlsr by JT3JC September 26, 2022

Black Woman's Kryptonite 

Water

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

Black Woman's Kryptonite by JT3JC May 5, 2012

Kiss Aversion 

Avoiding kissing a person to prolong a period of non commitment.

Guy One: You've got a date with Jess on Friday and Stacy next weekend?

Guy Two: Yeah, I guess I'll be pulling some kiss aversion.

Kiss Aversion by JT3JC January 20, 2010

Douchebags 

1. Multiple people who commit consistent douchebaggery grouped together
2. Several vaginal cleaning apparatuses

Saw a whole bunch of douchebags walking around wearing hollister and aviators yesterday

She had a rack of douchebags on her shelf; WTF?

Douchebags by JT3JC March 25, 2009