douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.

My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

douche baggage

noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.

I'd invite Phil to the party but he always brings along his douche baggage.

by cynic4000 May 17, 2007

Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

by Joker25 January 5, 2008

Douche-baggery

1. The actions of a douchebag

2. Being a compelete douchebag

Danny Broke up with his gorgeous girlfriend, he committed douche-baggery.

by Notyouravarageblondie July 31, 2009

Douche Baggery

Ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.

Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...

by KillerByte October 18, 2004

Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.

"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."

by Not so shorty August 25, 2012

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.

Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?

by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009