douche nukem

A person who wears white Oakley's and walks the Earth like his shit don't stink.

person a) "SGT Cinnabon thinks he's so tough."
person b) "Oh you mean that Douche Nukem over there?"
person a) "Yep, he's a tool."

douche nukem by Juan Rambo May 9, 2016

Douche Nuke 

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.

Douche Nuke by speedshift September 14, 2014

nuke the douche flute 

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”

nuke the douche flute by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021

Douchenuke 

Someone who is so douchey, they destroy all signs of non-douche, and their being there radiates doucheness for hours, sometimes weeks.

Those people from Jersey Shore are such douchenukes.

Douchenuke by Foofy! May 9, 2011