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Douchebagnet 

A location or place that has a large preponderance of douchebags.
John: Wow, I have met so many Douchbags in this town already.

Adam: I know man, they are everywhere in this city. You will get used to it.

John: Orlando is a Douchebagnet!
Douchebagnet by J Bone August 17, 2006

douchebagnet 

A girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.
"Ick. Holly sure picked another winner."
"Yep. She's a real douchebagnet."
douchebagnet by llbean27 January 9, 2010

douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.
Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!
douchemagnet by holasenor May 7, 2008

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.
if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.
douchemagnet by superlatteboy January 28, 2010

Douchebagnet 

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.
Douchebagnet by poopshooter July 18, 2012

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026