douche magnet

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A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

douche magnet by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

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Douchebagnet

A location or place that has a large preponderance of douchebags.

John: Wow, I have met so many Douchbags in this town already.

Adam: I know man, they are everywhere in this city. You will get used to it.

John: Orlando is a Douchebagnet!

Douchebagnet by J Bone August 17, 2006

Related Words

douche magnet • Douchebagnet • douche • douche baggery • Douche Fag • Douche Nugget • douche box • douche chills • douche fuck • douche flute

douchebagnet

A girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.

"Ick. Holly sure picked another winner."
"Yep. She's a real douchebagnet."

douchebagnet by llbean27 January 9, 2010

douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.

Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!

douchemagnet by holasenor May 7, 2008

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

douchemagnet by superlatteboy January 28, 2010

Douchebagnet

The combination of douchebag and magnet.

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.

Douchebagnet by poopshooter July 18, 2012

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026