Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.
by DJHUF April 18, 2008
Get the Douchcanoe mug.It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
by BounceTigger May 6, 2013
Get the Douchecanoe mug.Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009
Get the Douch Canoe mug.new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.
new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.
new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
by KSTA August 24, 2018
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A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011
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Get the douchecanoe mug.when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010
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