douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018

douche dick

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

by zakrob April 20, 2007

dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver

Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...

by FenThing November 30, 2007

douche dick

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.

by timbog1979 April 29, 2006