douch dick 

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

douch dick by Brunt up April 22, 2018

douche dick 

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

douche dick by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

pillsbury dough dick 

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

pillsbury dough dick by zakrob April 20, 2007

dough dick 

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

dough dick by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

Douche Dick Fuck Stick 

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

Douche Dick Fuck Stick by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver

Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...

doush dick by FenThing November 30, 2007

douche dick 

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.

douche dick by timbog1979 April 29, 2006