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doubletwat 

Girls born with two twats, a very rare occurrence, but doubles the pleasure, doubles the fun. (D.T. for short)
Sandy is a doubletwat
doubletwat by jujulips November 3, 2004
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doubletwat 

When a woman is so fat her camel toe has a camel toe. You call it a double twat.
There goes a doubletwat.
doubletwat by Snuggledream February 12, 2017

doubletext 

when someone textes you something boring and you dont reply, then an hour later or so they text u again and try and respark the convo
ricky: k...cool..
*no response*
*hour or so later*
ricky: so whats good man?

the doubletext ^
doubletext by phillllygirll August 18, 2011

Douchetwat

A total waste of space, incompitant inept idiot. like douche but worse. People whose mere presence drains your IQ.
Gaaawwwddd! That guys is such a douchetwat. I should kick his ass for making us all dumber for listening to him.
Douchetwat by Oxman85 February 1, 2007

doublemeat 

A vagina with excess labia folds.

Large vag lips!

I couldn't find her clitoris due to her doublemeat!
doublemeat by Ba Gong January 31, 2008

Doubletard 

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.
Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.
Doubletard by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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