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doubletwat 

When a woman is so fat her camel toe has a camel toe. You call it a double twat.
There goes a doubletwat.
doubletwat by Snuggledream February 12, 2017

doubletext 

when someone textes you something boring and you dont reply, then an hour later or so they text u again and try and respark the convo
ricky: k...cool..
*no response*
*hour or so later*
ricky: so whats good man?

the doubletext ^
doubletext by phillllygirll August 18, 2011

Douchetwat

A total waste of space, incompitant inept idiot. like douche but worse. People whose mere presence drains your IQ.
Gaaawwwddd! That guys is such a douchetwat. I should kick his ass for making us all dumber for listening to him.
Douchetwat by Oxman85 February 1, 2007

doublemeat 

A vagina with excess labia folds.

Large vag lips!

I couldn't find her clitoris due to her doublemeat!
doublemeat by Ba Gong January 31, 2008

Doubletard 

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.
Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.
Doubletard by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.