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double-handshake clasp 

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
double-handshake clasp by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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multiple-double-handshake-clasp twirl

Refers to an uproarious and highly-satisfying way to either say hello, bid goodbye, or just be warmly soh-shuh-buhl to several fellow humans who are standing side-by side. What ya do is start at one end of da line and handshake-clasp (i.e., right-hand fully fitted into right hand or vise-versa, as opposed to da right-holding-left "walking hand-in-hand" or finger-interlacings clasps) da first person's "outside" hand (i.e., if you start on da left side of da line, you'd take da end-person's right hand in yers, and if you start on da right end, ya would reach out wif yer left hand and grasp da end-person's left hand), then swivel yerself around to stand wif yer back to da person, reach yer other hand back to handshake-clasp his "inside" hand, release his "outside"hand and spin around another half-turn so dat yer facing da group again, handshake-clasp da next person's hand wif yer free hand, let go of da first person's hand and flip around a half-turn, take da second person's other hand, let go of his "original" hand and swing back around to face both him and da next person, take da next person's "nearer" hand, and so on.
Engaging in a chuckling/giggling round of multiple-double-handshake-clasp twirling can indeed be a total blast, just make sure to first ask if any of da participants has sore/stiff wrists, since a good bit of joints-flexing is involved in said loopy companionship-savoring activities.

triple-s double-handshake clasp

A “single-status-scoping” maneuver to see whether a hot chick whom you’re interested in is rocking anything besides “non-official” finger-jewelry.
Using da triple-s double-handshake clasp is merely one of several pleasant hands-accessing techniques to visually determine if a gal is wearing wedding and/or engagement rings --- doing finger-interlacings, playing fingertips or palm-juggle or wrist-clap, or performing other soh-shuh-buhl activities wif her pretty hands are all good ways of figuring out whether said attractive damsel might be someone whom you could either court yourself or at least consider asking for a “more than just a hands-and-feet relationship” status.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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