double shower 

When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids

Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.

double shower by legendsword2 September 5, 2016

Double shower Wednesday 

A day were after your shower, you can go ahead and take another one later...

“Hey have you had a shower yet”
“Yea bro...”
“Welp today is double shower wednesday, gotta take another one...”

Double shower Wednesday by jessrattrayissopeng December 2, 2020

Double headed shower 

Two dudes urinate on a third member (preferably female) from the front and from behind.

I need to take a shower after that double headed shower I just got.

Double headed shower by Right_right February 13, 2017

Double Homicide Shower 

After a long night of getting fucked up, the act of shitting and puking in the shower the next morning.

I woke up in Judy's house and went to the bathroom and saw that Tom took a Double Homicide Shower, poor bastard.

Double Homicide Shower by Cyeron February 7, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008