double duche 

a. When a girl is so nasty she has chunks she has to "double duche".
b. The act of Duching one's vaganal and anal at the same time.

Man Matt Lee, your beavers is so nasty you need to double duche.

double duche by Jason and Aurora February 6, 2003

double duche 

when 2 people are being a duchebag

you guys are being double duches

double duche by sksksdsfuaoisdjfsdffrv June 10, 2009

Double Douche Canoe 

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

Double Douche Canoe by harlequinxx July 30, 2010

double douche 

1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.

2. (n) Two consecutive douches.

3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.

1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.

2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.

3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.

double douche by CJF June 4, 2005

double douche 

Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.

Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?

double douche by jambalayasauce January 4, 2009

Double Douche Bag 

Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.

My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.

Double Douche Bag by sunshine589 May 18, 2009

Double Douche 

He's usually man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

Double Douche by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009