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double dildo cunt punch 

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face
i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

double sided dildo blocking 

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.
Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

double ended dildo

A dildo that has two ends used for simultaneous sexual pleasure. Can be used for both vaginal or anal penetration. Used between 2 vaginas, 2 asses and 1 vagina and 1 ass.
Sex is the best between two girls with a double ended dildo. Otherwise, its not complete or fair.
double ended dildo by HornySexLover October 25, 2007

double headed dildo 

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.
Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!
double headed dildo by Vagerna August 13, 2007

double sided dildo 

long two sided dido used for double penatrations (dp) or using up the butt or clit and sucking at the same time. also used to pleasure two people at the same time.
max was using his double sided dildo with phil. it was jammed deep in their asses.

13 inch double headed dildo 

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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