Skip to main content

double chuck 

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.
Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"
double chuck by Nick D November 1, 2005
Words you can keep

Double Chuck 

(n) In Poker, having a four-of-a-kind made up of all twos.

See: Chuck
You've got a Full House, but I've got Double-Chuck
Double Chuck by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Douche-Count double check 

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

Discount double-check 

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.

Discount Double Check 

While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.
Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?

Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.

Austin: Cool bro! *high five*

Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
Discount Double Check by IsiMan85 December 29, 2011

Double Check 

To check to make sure that you haven't defined any other words in a way that could be incriminating.
I'm glad I double checked the urban legend website and wrote the webmaster before my school did.
Double Check by Rob White October 17, 2004

Double Check 

When a message gets delivered and read without a response.
That fuccboi double checked me
Double Check by bossloaf November 4, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next