DOTA 2 

The only game where you can learn to new different dirty and shit talking languages on every server guaranteed! (Tip: You'll learn languages from SEA server efficiently!)

Me: Hello Team! Its a great day to start playing DOTA 2. What should we ban today?
Teammate: Fuck you putangina mo cyka blyat 555555555555!

DOTA 2 by Gricket February 3, 2017

DOTA 2 

DOTA 2 (Defense Of The Ancients 2) is a multiplayer online battle arena video game developed by Valve Corporation and the stand-alone sequel to the popular Defense of the Ancients mod for Warcraft III : Reign of Chaos and its expansion pack, The Frozen Throne.

And new valve tactics for taking your life away and force you to use crappy buggy program called steam and also you can buy HATS!

If you download DOTA 2, you already sold your soul to Gabe Newell.

Hell, I've been sold my soul since Half-life came out

DOTA 2 by FatBaldDude September 12, 2012

Dota 2 

A way to ruin your own life

Pros:

Literally Nothing

Cons:
The community is toxic.
You're wasting your motherfucker's money on the internet and electricity!
The time you invest could be used to do something productive.
Increase Aggressive Behavior.
Social Isolation.
Adverse Effects On Health.

Person 1(Playing DOTA 2)
Person 2: Hello! 1
Person 1(Loses the Match)
Also, Person 1 instantly kills Person 2 and starts to play again

Dota 2 by Kiyonce May 22, 2019

DotA 2 

a dead game that no one plays

Do you know a dead game?

Yeah,DotA 2

DotA 2 by Janev July 6, 2018

DOTA 2 

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

DOTA 2 by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Hop on Dota 2 

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

“Hey man, wanna hop on Dota 2 later?”
“Sure ill be go bottom this time bro”

Hop on Dota 2 by CreamyGoopy October 1, 2022

DoTA2 

Sequel to the famous moba game DoTA, this time created by Value Games. DoTA2 is set to be one of the biggest moba competitive games on release and has already had a $5 million tournament while in beta.

User1: Check out these DoTA 2 streams!
User1: This game is going to own -> dota2streams.tv
User2: WOW!!!! DoTA 2 looks awsome
User2: I can't wait to get my beta key :)

DoTA2 by DoTA2Player November 8, 2011