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dorkshark 

dorkshark, someone who is so epicly awesome that a geeky name is needed to tone down theyre level of awesomeness.
dude, hes such a dorkshark! I wish I was like him!!!
dorkshark by krahskrod November 5, 2010
Words you can keep

Dorkswarm 

When an individual pursues a member of the opposite sex and multiple friends join the situation, stealing attention from the person who initiated the conversation, and thereby eliminating any chance of a connection.
I was about to pound it out with Candy in the bathroom, when Henry and Gerard dorkswarmed me to chat about how awesome Avatar was. Needless to say, she wasn't impressed.
Dorkswarm by The Windhorse January 23, 2010

Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.
Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."
Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

Derkshank 

Noun - A term of abuse. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.

Verb - To shank with derk. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.
Shu hut yuh muh Chrissyole ya derkshank.
Derkshank by Derkshank February 11, 2009

DoreshaKitty 

-A Tik Tok fan-page about the famous singer/rapper Doja Cat who took the world by storm with solos like "MOOO!" and "Say So".

-A nickname for the singer/rapper Doja Cat.
Did you saw DoreshaKitty's last Tik Tok?
DoreshaKitty by dojashotchocolate January 3, 2021

dookshank 

Dookshank : Duk shank, A frozen piece of fecal matter frozen and used as a weapon .
Man watch out that cat in cell 6a has a dookshank.
dookshank by chewbakkarising November 17, 2007

Dorkshable 

When a guy is dorky, adorable, and smashable. This term is not to be used lightly, because for many men this is a title of honor.
Omg, Talyor did you see that guy playing dnd . Yasss, he is so dorkshable.
Dorkshable by Blonde Boi September 3, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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