dogsharking

the act of posting subpar/unattractive photos online in order to lower other people's standards of your appearance so they are pleasantly surprised when they meet you irl

"Yo how did your date go?"
"The girl was dogsharking me the whole time cause she was insanely gorgeous when I met her today"

by Theinvinciblerani24 January 9, 2020

Dogsharking

The opposite of catfishing. When you appear to be much uglier than you actually are.

I haven’t showered today or put on makeup…I’m really dogsharking today.

by Liz Bond July 24, 2021

Digshaking

When you intentionally mess up a pop culture reference, misidentify a song, artist, movie, or actor to trigger incels on the internet.

Person 1: American Bad Ass" is my favorite Limp Bizkit song!
Person 2: errrrmmmmmmm... that's Kid Rock...
Person 3: Relax Fish, he is just Digshaking.

by AngryLarry February 21, 2019

Dogshartingsteam

The art of touching another man's balls with a dogs tounge

Carlos: I dogshartingsteamed my father last night

Danny: sheeesh

by Polysexualtrain June 9, 2021

dogshartingsteam

The act of getting a dog to defecate on to your stomach then have your parter eat the steaming excretion

Donnel: Yoooo dude me and Brittany did the Dogshartingsteam last night
Cuthbert: yoooo bro that's madness

by Polysexualtrain June 9, 2021