dookshank

Dookshank : Duk shank, A frozen piece of fecal matter frozen and used as a weapon .

Man watch out that cat in cell 6a has a dookshank.

by chewbakkarising November 17, 2007

Derkshank

Noun - A term of abuse. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.

Verb - To shank with derk. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.

Shu hut yuh muh Chrissyole ya derkshank.

by Derkshank February 11, 2009

donkshonk

a mutated penis from birth cause only one ball

john childs has a donkshonk

by fdghfhjsdfhsh April 27, 2009

dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

by Popski December 7, 2006

dookstack

an event in which multiple participants each take turns contributing a bowel movement into a single toilet resulting in an unflushable mess.

"Hey, are you in on the dookstack? We've already got three shits in it, the janitor is going to shit when he sees that!"

by The Jarvis February 22, 2006

doofshangler

to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour.

Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend.

by CBS January 28, 2005

Doorshaker

A person who walks up to a business before (or after) hours where the business hours are clearly displayed and proceeds to grab the handle and attempt to open the door forcefully.

Every morning there is at least one "Doorshaker" waiting outside my business.

by Jcbfire13 January 24, 2019