Darksharts 

The “DarkSharts” is an obfuscation technique where in the user *of the DarkSharts* will present something with every superficial hallmark of a logical argument other than an actual logical argument, instead replacing the rational arguments with string of unintelligible pedantic words that together sound as if they make sense to the untrained ear, but in fact mean nothing.

Lot operator-“Hey! You can’t park that car there!” Driver-“Sir in the authority that has been given to me from the information presented at some point earlier I was led to know not only that I can park here, that I am in fact the only person who has any right to park here due to my relevant credentials presented on my person property condoning such actions without recompense. Lot supervisor-“umm yeah, I okay alright, go on” -passenger “there you go again, using the darksharts to get free parking.

Darksharts by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025

Darksparks 

A lesbian and wholesome relationship between Renee “Wraith” Blasey and Natalie “Wattson” Paquette.

Darksparks shipper: I will break your tibias if you don’t ship them. MAKE THEM CANON TOM!

Everyone else: Wha-

Darksparks by anonymous December 20, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004