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The Ole Darkball 

A baseball pitch, almost impossible to hit. Normally only thrown on a 3-2 count, and can be seen by noticing the fear in a pitcher's eyes when the Ole Dark One is signaled. A large mustache helps control the Dark One.
It was 3-2 and the catcher called for the Ole Darkball, and the pitcher obliged him.
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dorkballer 

One who is playing basketball, and looks like a dork due to a lack of skills.
Vensel is a dorkballer because he looks like an idiot out there.

That dorkballer just tripped over himself again.

Jamie, you're a dorkballer.
dorkballer by Ben Gibson April 10, 2006

dookball 

when i shit on ur self and it’s a dookball
joe took a dookball in the tolit
dookball by Dxe4life May 24, 2023

dorkballer 

A Basketball player who looks like a geek.A baller that looks like a dork.
Ben was out the ballin' with his glasses on, he looks like a dorkballer!
dorkballer by Ben Diesel June 11, 2006

dorkballer 

Onne who is playing basketball, and looks like a dork due to a lack of skills.
Vensel is a dorkballer because he looks like an idiot out there.
dorkballer by Diesel3000 February 13, 2006

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026