A baseball pitch, almost impossible to hit. Normally only thrown on a 3-2 count, and can be seen by noticing the fear in a pitcher's eyes when the Ole Dark One is signaled. A large mustache helps control the Dark One.
It was 3-2 and the catcher called for the Ole Darkball, and the pitcher obliged him.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand