dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.

(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...

by wmike145 November 18, 2005

The Dork Side

When someone has potential to be cool but is drawn to dorks.

Oh, he joined the dork side

by Kingsolo September 17, 2010

The Dork Side

A fun name for a high school drama department's stage crew,
a place for people to feel at home with their friends and classmates while learning and perfecting a variety of skills.
(We have cookies)

Arts Rep: If anyone is interested, feel free to join the fall production's cast and be part of the performance, or join The Dork Side and help keep the show running from backstage.

by Clanky18 October 18, 2023

dorksided

Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.

Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses

"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."

by Coleifornia December 15, 2009

darksided

the bane of every godwarrior! to read harry potter books, or not to live at the freakin church! to be wiccan, pagan, or anything OTHER than christian.

youre all darksided!im a godwarrior!

by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

Darksided

Darksided refers to anything pertaining to the occult or evil. Individuals who dabble in darksided activity, such as using an Ouija Board, often face demonic possession and must have Christian priest perform an exorcism to treat it.

Cain: I heard Damon was planning to purchase an Ouija Board for the purposes of necromancy.

Luke: That is darksided. Sign yourself with some holy water and pray for him.

by ModernAristocrat June 3, 2018