doorlexia

Some one who has trouble closing doors, which results in someone having to close the door for them.

Fuck, Jake has suck bad doorlexia, I had to close his own door for him.

by big mac3 May 21, 2011

doorslexia

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”

by pantstore June 25, 2010

dopelexia

When you are so high you mix up the order of words, numbers, and letters

That guy was so high, the "dopelexia," took over and he had everything backwards

by emilejfagerstromiv December 23, 2018

doorsexual

Being attracted to sticking your dick into the little hole that the the door thing goes into,in the door frame

Eric: "what's up mike" *humping door frame*
Mike: " uhhh what are you doing there"
Eric: "I'm a doorsexual" *humping intensifies*

by GIngerBreadMan December 16, 2014

Doorsexual

Being sexually attracted to doors

im no longer straight im doorsexual

by PennyNigga November 11, 2019

DoorExit

A lying piece of crap that likes to lie and beg for stuff.

What does DoorExit mean?

by kylethemurph May 20, 2018

Gay Doorsexual

When you want to have sexual relations with a door and throw it back on bath stall doors.

I don’t want to come out now but I’m Gay Doorsexual I just went into the bathrooms

by Tepbow November 2, 2022